Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Alex Kim goes to college

So ALEX KIM is going to college and MacGyver is accompanying him. The two superstars met at Mulletfest 2008, with MacGyver showing off his famous mullet and Alex Kim sporting the asian fro. MacGyver will help Alex with things like making bombs out of household materials, solving all tasks with a pocket knife, having a sweet mullet, and always having a plan. These skills will help Alex later in life when he becomes a crime fighting, mullet-sporting, and gun hating secret agent. Yes, there's a college for that, but only if you go with MacGyver.

In other news, now that I typed vague references to making bombs in a blog, the FBI will be tapping my phones for the next 3 years.

1 comment:

ichiroku said...

sean i think you've said some very insightful things in this blog. especially about the insightful subjects! i do believe that going to college with MacGyver with be a great experience in my life that i will share stories about whilst drinking beer with my colleagues like george bush senior. i'm currently packing anything i find with no list. because macguyver said we'd manage to survive in our dorm with wahtever we could find. i trust him. he's a pretty trustworthy guy. hmm...maybe i'll pack these pencils and trust he'll turn them into an alarm clock.