If penguins could fly, they would fly like Iron Man

As you can see here, if penguins could fly they would most definitely look like Iron Man. Stand up and do your best penguin impression, now do your best Iron Man flying impression. THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME!
So next time i Google image search "If penguins could fly they would fly like Iron Man" I expect to see this picture, and you should too.

Iron Man is probably the trademark of something.

~A Concerned Google Searcher

Giant Kazoo?

So I was watching the Olympics today and this volleyball match between USA and Russia started. It's pretty sweet to see a ball get spiked into the face of Russian Whatever-kov, but what isn't sweet is this horrible noise in the background. Every time an American was about to serve, spike, or even look at the ball, it sounded like somebody was blowing on a giant kazoo. After a while I got very angry and started threatening the person through the TV. The only explanation for this is that some Russian in the crowd couldn't afford an equally annoying air horn so he brought his giant kazoo from home. USA beat Russia, despite the kazoo man.
That is my depiction of the Russian Kazoo Man, be on the lookout for him at any sporting event.

Just Keep Refreshing That Page

Some people, *Alex Kim*, enjoy refreshing the page all night. This is good, healthy behavior and should be emulated by everybody out there.

The picture above is of my high score in minesweeper.

This is my phone i just figured out how this works.

Alex Kim goes to college

So ALEX KIM is going to college and MacGyver is accompanying him. The two superstars met at Mulletfest 2008, with MacGyver showing off his famous mullet and Alex Kim sporting the asian fro. MacGyver will help Alex with things like making bombs out of household materials, solving all tasks with a pocket knife, having a sweet mullet, and always having a plan. These skills will help Alex later in life when he becomes a crime fighting, mullet-sporting, and gun hating secret agent. Yes, there's a college for that, but only if you go with MacGyver.

In other news, now that I typed vague references to making bombs in a blog, the FBI will be tapping my phones for the next 3 years.

Potaco

So I know you're all wondering what "potaco" means, I know I am. It's what happens when I try to say "Potato" and "Dunkin Donuts" at the same time. It was originally pronounced "Poe-tank-oh" but later it evolved to "Poe-tay-coh" and the world rejoiced.

I really don't think anybody will read this, but my phone has a blog feature, therefore I felt required to make a blog.