Koala

I WANT A KOALA.

If i wore a dress, i would have a dress made out of koalas.


Fuzzy.

~Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

The Lyons Lob

Today I shall answer the ultimate question:
Sean, why are you so good at bowling?
Well, this subject has been the object of discussion and research among scientists for many centuries, and we are only just now starting to unravel the mystery that is the Lyons Lob.
As you can clearly see here, the bowler must be standing completely still in the process of throwing the ball. The ball must be lazily thrown upwards with very little forward momentum so that when it hits the ground it makes a loud crash and moves slowly towards the pins. If there is too much forward momentum or too little upwards momentum then the Lyons Lob will fail horribly. Also, the bowler must do some sort of thrusting and/or annoying gloating once the strike has been stricken, or else the gods of bowling will strike said bowler down by way of a falling iceberg from the sky.This diagram depicts the proper form of a post-Lyons Lob thrust. As you can see, the pelvis must go forward as the arms go backwards with the elbows and lower arms nearly parallel to the ground. There will be absolutely no chicken winging after a Lyons Lob. If this is witnessed by any Lyons Lob qualified individual, it will be immediately reported to the authorities and the perpetrator will be banned from using the Lyons Lob for a minimum of 6 months.In the supplemental graph you can see that the graph must go to the left in order to obtain a strike. Scientists do not know what makes the graph go to the left, but they speculate that it has to do with a combination of the concentration of Oxyawesomeglobin in the blood and the amount beef per square inch being consumed at the time of bowling. If the graph moves to the right, then a gutter ball will happen. It is suggested that more beef is consumed to prevent this sort of unfortunate event from occurring.

There you have have, straight from the mouth of the most prominent Lyons Lob researcher, Dr. Love.

Good day to all.

If penguins could fly, they would fly like Iron Man

As you can see here, if penguins could fly they would most definitely look like Iron Man. Stand up and do your best penguin impression, now do your best Iron Man flying impression. THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME!
So next time i Google image search "If penguins could fly they would fly like Iron Man" I expect to see this picture, and you should too.

Iron Man is probably the trademark of something.

~A Concerned Google Searcher

Giant Kazoo?

So I was watching the Olympics today and this volleyball match between USA and Russia started. It's pretty sweet to see a ball get spiked into the face of Russian Whatever-kov, but what isn't sweet is this horrible noise in the background. Every time an American was about to serve, spike, or even look at the ball, it sounded like somebody was blowing on a giant kazoo. After a while I got very angry and started threatening the person through the TV. The only explanation for this is that some Russian in the crowd couldn't afford an equally annoying air horn so he brought his giant kazoo from home. USA beat Russia, despite the kazoo man.
That is my depiction of the Russian Kazoo Man, be on the lookout for him at any sporting event.

Just Keep Refreshing That Page

Some people, *Alex Kim*, enjoy refreshing the page all night. This is good, healthy behavior and should be emulated by everybody out there.

The picture above is of my high score in minesweeper.

This is my phone i just figured out how this works.

Alex Kim goes to college

So ALEX KIM is going to college and MacGyver is accompanying him. The two superstars met at Mulletfest 2008, with MacGyver showing off his famous mullet and Alex Kim sporting the asian fro. MacGyver will help Alex with things like making bombs out of household materials, solving all tasks with a pocket knife, having a sweet mullet, and always having a plan. These skills will help Alex later in life when he becomes a crime fighting, mullet-sporting, and gun hating secret agent. Yes, there's a college for that, but only if you go with MacGyver.

In other news, now that I typed vague references to making bombs in a blog, the FBI will be tapping my phones for the next 3 years.